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hwhooft!
The sound made by a character's limbs (or, in some extreme cases,
their heads) when fighting in a martial arts film.
A failure to produce these sounds results in instant
death.
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| Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman. The only man alive capable of making mutton chops
look sexy. And in X2: X-Men United, Jackman reprises his
role as the hirsute Wolverine with bare-chested vigor.
Let’s just pray this film doesn’t trigger
a return to the days of hairy jowls and Elvis comb-overs. Because
from there, it’s only a short step to the Mullet—a hairstyle
notorious for leaving its victims psychologically scarred for life.
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Mooni
Or why it's unwise to mess with an only child |
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SAWS:
Severe Acute Willy Syndrome
Deadly threat to humanity or a Holy Purge sent by God? |
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Vampires
are Kinda Human Too
Find out why vampires are happy to see the end of Buffy
the Vampire Slayer |
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Enid
Another toon from the people who brought you Nobby the Dog |
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In a surprise announcement, it’s been revealed that
Quentin Tarantino, director of cult favourites such as Pulp
Fiction and Reservoir Dogs is to direct the
final instalment of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the
Rings trilogy.
Tentatively called Kill Frodo, the film will mark
a departure from the previous two films in the series. When
asked to comment, Peter Jackson stated that directing the
first two films had taken a toll on him both physically and
creatively. “It’s time to hand the reigns over
to someone else; someone who shares my love of Tolkien and
his work.”
So what can we expect to see in Return of the King?
“Well, kick-ass kung-fu, for a start,” says Tarantino.
“As well as a rockin’ soundtrack. All that Enya
stuff put me to sleep, man!
"Oh, and there’ll be blood; lots of blood. And
gangster vampires. Vampires intent on retrieving the ring
so that they can suck Middle Earth dry and establish a gaming
casino on Mount Doom.”
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hot_wookie
"Hrrrrrrewww!!!!"
Interpretation: sophisticated, shaggy
giant seeks a female to share his aboreal love-nest. Rarely prone
to fits of berserker rage, fond of hyacinths and curling tongs.
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